Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011
The Rapture Didn't Happen on Saturday, But at Least Someone Found the Virgin Mary on a Turtle Shell!
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011
John Rich Thinks a "Fair Portion" of Celebrities are Completely Crazy . . . And He Swears Donald Trump's Hair is Real!
--Speaking of John Rich, by competing on "The Celebrity Apprentice", which he won on Sunday, he's actually been close enough to get a good look at what's on DONALD TRUMP'S head. And John swears that it REALLY IS HAIR. He said, quote, "What surprised me the most is that (Trump's) hair is real. It is! It actually is. He had HOPE (DWORACZYK), who is a 'Playboy' playmate, of course, come up, and he said, 'Hope, you can feel it. It's totally real.' "Sure enough, she's running her fingers through it and we're all going, 'Okay, here you go.'"
Now THAT'S Funny!
Monday, May 23, 2011
SCOTTY MCCREERY may or may not end up winning "American Idol". It's down to him and LAUREN ALAINA. But I'm willing to bet he's going to have a solid career either way. And here's why. He's already writing songs that can make young girls cry. That's according to Scotty's longtime guitar teacher, a man named Gary Epperson. He said, quote, "I heard (Scotty) do a song about a girl. "It was about how she had broken his heart and the girl at the party (was) cryin'." Obviously, one song doesn't make a career . . . but this does prove Scotty has skills. The kind of skills that have made TAYLOR SWIFT one of the biggest stars on the planet.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
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Thursday, May 19, 2011
Ah, yes. Just when you think Mike Tyson can not "Jump The Shark" any further, along come NEW VIDEO! Behold the dance! Just don't stare too long... many have truned to stone! Enjoy!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
I'm not much for videos over a couple of minutes. BUT...with that being said, this is not your typical "Scoreboard At The Stadium" proposal! No Sir! This is probably the most creative proposal ever! Totally worth your time. Enjoy!
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Went Fishing on Their Honeymoon, And She's Taking His Last Name But Not Professionally.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Miranda Lambert Wore a $1.2 Million Diamond Necklace at her Wedding and Blake's Ring Was Based On One of His Tattoos.
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Monday, May 16, 2011
Thursday, May 12, 2011
If you've ever been mowing through an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos and said to yourself, "These are good, but couldn't they go even bigger?" Your day has finally arrived. Nabisco has announced that they're about to unveil a bigger, better Oreo . . . TRIPLE-DOUBLE OREOS! What you get is an Oreo cookie . . . a layer of traditional Oreo filling . . . another cookie . . . a layer of Oreo chocolate cream filling . . . and finally, one more cookie. It's the club sandwich of Oreos! They're set to come out this summer.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
A Soldier Danced 'The Carlton' . . . In Full-Gear, Standing on Top of a Tank, While Rockets Fired in the Background!
If you watched "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", then you know how Carlton used to show off his ridiculous dance moves to the Tom Jones song "It's Not Unusual". And so The Carlton' was born. And there's a great new video on YouTube where a U.S. soldier in full gear does 'The Carlton' on top of a tank, with rockets firing in the background!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
A Man Escapes From the Police . . . Then Gets Caught When He Goes To Home Depot To Find a Tool To Remove His Handcuffs!
On Sunday morning, the police in Pensacola, Florida arrested a man for battery after he got into a fight. He was taken to the hospital, handcuffed, and treated for injuries. At the hospital, he managed to escape, even though he was still handcuffed. But then things started falling apart. About an hour later, the police got a call from employees at a Home Depot near the hospital. They said there was a guy in there in handcuffs asking what he could buy at the Home Depot to REMOVE them. The police came and arrested him...AGAIN!
Monday, May 9, 2011
1.) Reba McEntire
2.) Carrie Underwood
3.) Shania Twain
4.) Taylor Swift
5.) Martina McBride
6.) Dolly Parton
7.) Faith Hill
8.) Alison Krauss
9.) Miranda Lambert
10.) Jennifer Nettles of Sugarland
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Friday, May 6, 2011
It's been a crazy day at work, and I’m starved, I want something quick..so I think fish in the microwave, that shouldn't take that long! I plop it in a pyrex dish, put a lid on it and in it goes...but it doesn't seem to be cooking so I just keep adding time to the cook cycle..when you finally take it out it sort of resembles jiffy pop..or maybe fishy pop...what could I have done to avoid this stinky mess?
A. Placed plastic wrap over the pyrex, with 1 corner left open for venting and cooked at a lower temp.
B. started with frozen fish, not fresh
c. should have stopped for a Filet-O-fish at McDonalds on the way home.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
I decided to make my and my wife's favorite dessert, double chocolate brownies! BUT no mixes for me....no sir! I'm gonna bake from scratch! I gather up the the ingredients! Or, mostly all the ingredients...I realize I don't have any baking chocolate to make the brownies really gooey! On No! So, I crush up Cocoa Puffs and mix them in, thinking that will work, it doesn't. What should you have done?
A. melted down the half eaten Chocolate bunny from 2 years ago
B. mix food colorings together so the batter sort of looks brown
C. added a mixture of 3 parts cocoa powder and 1 part oil to the batter to add the chocolate gooeyness
TIM MCGRAW would like you to believe that his frequent forays into acting have made him a better musician. Seriously. He says, quote, "I think acting makes me better at music. They're sort of kissing cousins. "I think it gives you a different mirror to look into. I just like the idea of becoming someone else and getting lost in it. When you're in the studio, you're creating this vignette in your mind. "You're walking through this song and you're trying to create empathy. You're trying to make people want to know what's going to happen as they follow you through this song. It's the same thing you're doing in a movie."
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
It was kind of a rainy night here in the Hudson Valley and what better on a night like that than a nice warm bowl of homemade soup. Into the kitchen I go, all the ingredients are chopped and tossed in, I added the broth, and then I began to season it...I tasted it and it doesn't seem to have enough salt so I added more...a little later I taste it and still not enough salt so I add more...I did this 3 more times, when it's time to serve it I taste one last time and it is way too salty...now what am I gonna do???
A. Strain it through a Cheesecloth to absorb the salt
B. Put chunks of raw potato in and let simmer abit longer, then remove the potatoes and toss as they have absorbed the salt
c. grab your wife's sea sponge from the bathroom to soak up the extra salt
Here's yet another advantage of nailing down MIRANDA LAMBERT for life. BLAKE SHELTON has talked her into doing another duet. A couple of Nashville songwriters posted on Facebook that Blake and Miranda recorded their song "Red River Blue". It's supposed be on Blake's still untitled new album, which is due out July 12th. (--Blake and Miranda's other duet together is "Draggin' the River".)
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Andy & Johnathan Hillstrand, as well as, Sig Hansen have teamed up to bring you The Captains Tour! An evening to hang out with the stars of the Deadliest Catch! See when The Captains Tour docks in a town near you!
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Congratulations to Lisa From Rock Hill, NY for knowing todays correct answer! Tune in tomorrow at 6:50 for the next Jack Doesn't Know Jack: The Kitchen question of the day!
You are determined to succeed in the kitchen, you decide to make a souffle...it looks easy enough in the cookbooks..so you mix and you stir and you mix and you stir and you mix...well you get the idea. When the timer goes off and you remove the souffle from the oven, it's flatter than a pancake...what should you have done differently to keep this from happenning....
A. Added more Yeast
B. Instead of stirring by hand you should have used the paint mixer from Home Depot
C. Gently folded in the egg whites
Seems like every celebrity contestant on "Dancing with the Stars" ends up surprised at how much work it takes to learn and tirelessly rehearse all the dance routines. That's not going to happen to MARTINA MCBRIDE, because she'll never do the show. Martina says, quote, "I think it's a fun show, but it looks like a lot of work, and I think there's some working out involved. "The idea of spending all day working out and learning how to dance . . . [it's] probably not for me. I just wanna instantly be able to dance like that. I'm lazy like that." But Martina could see herself getting involved in BLAKE SHELTON'S new show. She says, quote, "I love 'The Voice'. I think it's a really great show. I [think] it's really a cool concept. I would consider doing something like that."
Monday, May 2, 2011
Congratulations to Anita from Fallsberg, NY for knowing todays correct answer! Tune in tomorrow at 6:50 for the next Jack Doesn't Know Jack: The Kitchen question of the day!
1. While fixing a surprise dinner for your wife, you turn your back for a second and the oil in the pan got so hot it caught fire....you tried the fire extinguisher and it wasn't the right kind for a grease fire, so you ran screaming from the kitchen with pot in hand and threw it outside...but what should you have done........
A. Throw baking soda on it
B. Douse with water
C. get a bag of marshmallows and enjoy until it burns out...