German radio shows have contests that are WAY more messed up than ours...
39-year-old Andreas Muller of Sachsen Anhalt, Germany won a $32,000 MINI Cooper from a radio station contest by . . . having the word "MINI" tattooed on his junk. That's right. His manhood is now permanently branded as "mini." The station was giving away the car to the person who did the, quote, "craziest, most idiotic stunt."
(--Apparently, there's no such thing as a MASSIVE LAWSUIT in Germany. Our lawyers would've shut this down before I even finished saying the word "craziest.")
--Andreas says that the tattoo was insanely painful but, quote, "Once I'm sitting in the car, it won't matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it'll be alright." There's no word on whether or not Andreas has a wife or girlfriend.