Virgin Atlantic airlines just did a survey of more than 3,000 flight attendants and asked them for the strangest, craziest, and dumbest requests they've ever gotten from passengers. The number one most common "stupid request" they've heard is . . . "Can you open the window?" Number two is "Can you show me to the showers?"
Here are some less common, but equally bad, requests that different flight attendants have heard.
"Is there a McDonald's on board?"
"Can you take my children to the play room?"
"Can you ask the captain to stop the turbulence?"
"Will you fix my hair?"
"The engines are too noisy, can you turn them down?"
(Luxury Travel Magazine)