Women Are More Likely to Go Out With a Guy If He's Wearing a Purple Shirt?

According to a survey by a detergent company, if you want to pull chicks, wear a purple shirt. Women are twice as likely as guys to reject a possible date because of what they're wearing . . . and women are more likely to say yes to a guy if he's wearing a purple shirt when he asks her out. The next most successful color is black, followed by white. Guys are LEAST likely to get a girl to say yes if they wear blue or pink.
Just ask Justin Beiber! Or....NOT!!! LOL! Good Luck Guys!

5 of the Dumbest Things Ever Written On Facebook

There's a new survey out that says 56% of people say they'd rather look SEXY on Facebook than INTELLIGENT. Based on what I've seen on Facebook, I'm surprised that number isn't higher.
In that spirit, I tracked down some of the stupidest things ever written on Facebook. And these are real things that people posted. 

Here are 5 favorites:

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A Six-Year-Old's Breathing Problems are Solved . . . When His Doctor Finds a Fungus-Covered Lego Piece That's Been Stuck In His Nose For Three Years!!

Six-year-old Isaak Lasson of Salt Lake City, Utah has had horrible sinus and breathing problems for the past three years. His parents took him to several doctors, and they tried lots of antibiotics, but nothing worked. Finally, a few weeks ago, another doctor thought he might've spotted something jammed in Isaak's nose. A specialist removed it, and it turned out to be a LEGO PIECE COVERED IN FUNGUS.
Isaak's parents think he must've jammed it up there three years ago, right around when his breathing problems started. The Lego piece is shaped like a tire. Isaak must've folded it, put it in his nose, and it got stuck in his sinuses. Ever since it was removed, Isaak's breathing problems have gone away.

Kim Kardashian Denies She's Dating New York Jets Quarterback.

While the New York Giants are making headlines with their Super Bowl victory, Kim Kardashian is denying rumors she's dating a New York football star who's not part of the celebration. Kim denies a recent rumor that she's romantically involved with New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. Kim released a Twitter blast Friday, saying, “Dating rumors are always fun when you don’t even know the people [you’re] supposedly linked to. Who makes this stuff up?”Sources close to Kim tell TMZ.com, her 2010 split from Reggie Bush was so rough, she lost her taste for NFL players entirely. The source says Kim has no plans to play the field in the near future. Sanchez was linked to actress Hayden Panettiere last summer. That turned out to be another false romantic rumor for the 25-year-old quarterback.

A Guy Is Suing His 22 Co-Workers . . . For Winning a $99 Million Lottery Jackpot While He Was on Medical Leave.

Back on August 5th, 22 employees at the KraftMaid kitchen cabinet company in Jefferson, Ohio won a Mega Millions lottery jackpot worth $99 million. And for the past eight years, 39-year-old Edward Hairston has paid five dollars a month to participate in the company's lottery pool.
He's worked at the company in for 14 years, but he hurt his back earlier this year, went on medical leave, and didn't make his monthly payment in June, July, or August. And when his co-workers landed the jackpot, Edward decided that as a longtime member of the lottery pool, he was entitled to an equal share of the money. Edward admits that he was $15 behind in his monthly payments, but he says in the past the group has set aside money from smaller winnings to cover for people, including one co-worker who was out for five months. Last week, a judge set aside $2 million of the jackpot, which COULD be Edward's share, depending on the outcome of a trial that starts in December. Two other people played up through July and missed out on the jackpot too. But they haven't complained or filed suit . . . yet.

(Cleveland.com)

The Month You're Born in Makes a Huge Impact on Your Future Career!

A new study out of England found that the MONTH when someone is born makes a big impact on their future career. It's hard to figure out the science behind it. There are theories about things like the amount of sunlight pregnant women are exposed to, or the allergies children are more prone to in different seasons. But no one's really sure. All they know is that data has shown people born in certain months end up in certain careers more often. For what it's worth, here are the findings . . .

JANUARY. Lots of doctors and debt collectors, fewer real estate agents.

FEBRUARY. Lots of artists and traffic cops, fewer physicists. Also, people born in February are most prone to narcolepsy.(???)

MARCH. Lots of pilots and musicians.

APRIL. The only career that's overrepresented in April over time is dictators. (???) People born in April are also more likely to have lower-than-average IQs, and more health problems.

MAY. Lots of politicians, fewer pro athletes.

JUNE. Lots of CEOs. Also high on Nobel Prize winners.

JULY. Lots of manual laborers and artists.

AUGUST. Lots of manual laborers and high-ranking politicians.

SEPTEMBER. Lots of people in academia and sports.

OCTOBER. Lots of politicians. People in October are also most likely to live the longest.

NOVEMBER. Lots of serial killers. Also, people born in November are most prone to bipolar disorder.

DECEMBER. Lots of dentists. Also lots of religious and secular MESSIAHS everyone from JESUS to STALIN and MAO.

(Daily Mail)

A Man is Caught Skipping Out on a $250 Cab Fare . . . Because He Had the Cab Drop Him Off at Home!

You'd THINK even idiot criminals would realize that if you're gonna stiff a cab driver, you do it when he's not dropping you off at your OWN HOUSE. This guy was NOT that smart. Early on Sunday, 22-year-old Nicholas Pinell took a cab from the French Quarter in New Orleans to his home about 55 miles away in Houma, Louisiana. The fare was $250. But rather than pay that, Nicholas jumped out of the cab and ran inside. The cab driver called the police, who came and arrested him for theft. They knew exactly where he lived, after all.

(Houma Today)

A Man Robs a Bank For $1 So He Can Go to Jail . . . And Get Health Care.

There aren't many stories that sum up the problems with health care in the U.S. better than this one. Last Thursday, 59-year-old James Verone of Gastonia, North Carolina went into a branch of RBC Bank to rob it. He handed the teller a note that read, quote, "This is a bank robbery. Please only give me $1." The teller did. Then James walked away, sat down on a chair in the bank, and told the teller he was going to wait for the police. His reason? James is unemployed, doesn't have health insurance, and has some medical problems. So he says he's HOPING to get three years in jail where he can have his issues taken care of and by the time he gets out he'll be old enough for Social Security. James has an unknown growth on his chest, two ruptured discs in his back, and a problem with his left foot. He's a little worried that he was TOO loose about his bank robbery though. He didn't use a weapon and only stole a dollar so he was charged with larceny, which is a lesser charge than bank robbery.

(New York Times)

A Man Escapes From the Police . . . Then Gets Caught When He Goes To Home Depot To Find a Tool To Remove His Handcuffs!

On Sunday morning, the police in Pensacola, Florida arrested a man for battery after he got into a fight. He was taken to the hospital, handcuffed, and treated for injuries. At the hospital, he managed to escape, even though he was still handcuffed. But then things started falling apart. About an hour later, the police got a call from employees at a Home Depot near the hospital. They said there was a guy in there in handcuffs asking what he could buy at the Home Depot to REMOVE them. The police came and arrested him...AGAIN!

Some People Should Not Be Driving!

Check this out! I mean...REALLY???


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I've seen this a hundred times and it never gets old! LOL!

Stupid Video Of The Day - "Hey, Nice Segway"

Look, I've been on one of these things. It's fun to ride...BUT it's still a vehicle! I would hate to see some of these people behind the wheel of a car! AND where are the helmets?!?!

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Now, I know I don't have to tell you this because we're all very smart people. BUT just in case, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Have a nice day! :)

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